Yes, I Have a Penis by Superiorflowerpower, literature
Literature
Yes, I Have a Penis
Yes, I Have A Penis
Do not assume (if I hold the door for you),
that I am making a statement
about your inabilities
to open the door for yourself.
If you hold it for me,
I'll say 'thankyou'.
Do not assume (if I pay for the meal),
that I am underestimating
your earning capacity
as a woman.
If you invite me out for a meal,
you're paying.
Do not assume (if I defend your rights),
that I am belittling
the attempts that you have made
to defend your rights yourself.
If you defend my rights,
I'll consider you human.
So at lunch wensday I stood up alone and walked to the back of the lunch room from the front. On the way there I was called many things like fag, slut whore and so on, and people started to snicker and laugh. I went into this willingly. Why? To get to the ticket table. When they asked who my date would be I told them my girlfriends name. The guy with the tickets did double take at me to see if i was kidding. He then said that two friends can not buy a couples ticket to save money. I then told him I was taking my girlfriend as in my partner. I then got to walk back with one couples ticket insteed of two singles. To me it was so worth it.